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catchattroupe:

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

Update

whatawonderfulwaytokill:

*coUGHCOUGHNASHGRIERCOUGH*

whatawonderfulwaytokill:

*coUGHCOUGHNASHGRIERCOUGH*

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

whistlings:

if you ever see me out in public, its because my wifi stopped working

smitemebitch:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

My goal in life is to become Shane

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

I had a spider on my leg and i just brushed it off calmly and picked it up on a paper and threw it outside guess who is proud rn it’s me